Last Sunday, I went to watch G.I.Joe at Queenbay Mall. I was in-charge to get ticket. So, I went early around 12pm to get ticket for 3pm show. I have plenty of time until the movie time. After I brought my stuff at Jaya Jusco, I still have a lot of time to pass out.

So, I went to border to read some book. Then, I found a book called F My Life. You can think of what F it can be mean but it is something very humour and funny. It is everyday life stories by people around the world. You might facing the same situation before but do you have the guts to spill the beans?

Here is the example of FML:

“Today I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while then stopped to get my breath back. She carried on moaning even though I’d stopped moving” FML

another one:

“Today thinking I was being very generous I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. Maybe I should have checked my pockets first. I’m not sure that having three different flavor of condom made a good impression” FML

I think some of the guys having this kind of experience before which let the “rubber” discover by the gals.

one more:

“Today I played in a tennis tournament. After winning, I went to shake my opponent hand. He didn’t react or move. It was only first set” FML (-_-“)

This one is hilarious:

“Today I fell asleep on the train totally wiped out after the previous night party. Which featured lot of booze and very spicy Indian food. I woked up and noticed a small boy in the seat in front of me staring back at me. I smiled at him and then he turned to his father and said: “Daddy the farting man just woke up” FML

This is for ladies:

“Today I got together at a bar with a small group of friends. I went to order a drink but with all the music and noise, the bartender couldn’t hear what I was trying to say. So, he leaned forward cocking his ear toward me. I though he was being friendly. So, I kisses him!” FML…LOL!

I bet it won’t happen in Penang. Lucky you, the bartender

This is classic:

“Today I finished having sex with my girlfriend and she asked if I had started smoking weed again. I Said yes and asked if she could smell it on me since I had recently smoked. She replied: “The only time you can last this long is when you’re high” FML

nice one….! Guess guys need some medication or booster after some time having sex with the same woman….lol (this going to bring some comment on the post and i expect some flame one)

A positive one:

“Today my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring” FML

This is shame:

“Today my group of friends, my girlfriend and I. We playing a game called “Never have I Ever”. My girlfriend turn came up and she went with: “Never have I ever had an orgasm” FML

I think many girlfriend fake on their orgasm….(“.)

Last one, funny and cute one:

“Today I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter which knocked me down” FML

this guy really blurr la….!

You can get this book at border which cost RM60. Yes, you’re right! it is RM60. But it will just make your day happier when you read on some body experience. hehe!

This is not something like Heroes or Hollow Man where human have ability to become invisible. It something like in Warcraft where you sacrifice your ghout become ghost and these ghost is invisible unless reveal by heroes or towers with true sight.

The invisible here is when someone in coma mode or badly injure and un-conscious but still alive, then their soul is actually walking out of their body. Some time they thought they knew until they can’t touch any thing or people can’t hear them. Then they only find out they’re going to die soon.

Day burns down to Night

Burns the edge of my SouL

In the night I break into

sparks of suns

And become fires end

The Dust of bones…

In the Night I see

The real concealed

In the days bright LIE.

Eyes stitched shut

White TEETH SMILE

SLEEP Walks

AND Talks

AND FEET

Mark Time

To the drumless beaT

cast by leng chai and leng lui

Margarita Levieva as Annie Newton

and Justin Chatwin as Nick Powell

It suppose to be hate but it end up with love. Very nice story based upon the Novel “Den Osynlige” by Mats Wahl and the Swedish film of the same name.

I like it

The next day morning breakfast. A huge and big banana, provided you all the energy you need to row the boat :-) After the breakfast, we went to “test water” again at the Nam Van Lake Nautical Centre, Macau.

After the training, we have our lunch at Hotel then only start our journey to explore Macau World Heritage.

First, we should go to St Lawrence’s Church but these people just gave up on the slope up to St Lawrence’s Church.

However,  Teong Ming feel want to continue but just follow the majority toRua Do Lilau

Approaching Largo Do Lilau or Lilau Square

Here is the place, the Largo do Lilau but no body go to drink the spring water

The ground water of Lilau used to be the main source of natural spring water in Macau. The Portuguese popular phrase: “One who drinks from Lilau never forgets Macau” expresses the locals’ nostalgic attachment to Lilau Square. This area corresponds to one of the first Portuguese residential quarters in Macau.

Since no one drink, guess they don’t remember much!

Think this is backyard of Casa d Mandarim. We’re walking at the back street of this Mandarin’s house. A very narrow back street

The location is No. 10 Antonio da Silva Lane and temporarily closed by the time we visit.

Built in 1881, this was the traditional Chinese residential compound home of prominent Chinese literary figure Zheng Guanying. It is a traditional Chinese compound consisting of serveral courtyard houses, displaying a mix of Chinese and Western detailing, such as the use of grey bricks against arched ornamentations and Chinese timber lattice windows against mother-of-pearl window panel of Indian origin.

We’re heading to Templo de-A-Ma

Check out the direction, we’re on the right track :-)

This is it, the A-Ma Temple. This is where it all begin. A-Ma Temple already existed before the city of Macau came into being. It consists of the Gate Pavilion, the Memorial Arch, the Prayer Hall, the Hall of Benevolence, the Hall of Guanyin, and Zhengjiao Chanlin (a Buddhist pavilion). The variety of pavilions dedicated to the worship of different deities in a single complex make A-Ma Temple an exemplary representation of Chinese culture inspired by Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism and multiple folk beliefs.

We go to pray pray then they found something very interesting. a bowl of water, some coin inside and there is 2 handles at each side of the bowl. I think it some kind of belief that if you be able to make the water dance by rubbing the handles, it will bring luck. So, ah chew ko try on it.

Batman also want to try but no luck. the water quiet only. nothing happen.

Then Melvin come and try with full focus. start slow and steady….!

eh…the vibration make the water slowly moving….!

and the water start dancing high in the air…..awesome! it is so cool…!

Hun then continue. the water even dance aggressively in the air with sound of the rubbing. I heard people analysis is if you keep the vibration going, the water continue dancing. So, Ah Chew Ko and Batman just warm up the bowl and they didn’t stay long enough to make the vibration continue.

From top of A-Ma Temple, you can see the Maritime Museum.

We didn’t go inside as it require some fees…! After that we took cab to MGM Hotel/Casino